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2010 UPCOMING SCHEDULE

You Know You are a Drag Racing Addict if …

You have two dogs at home named "Snake" and "Mongoose."

You want to have kids just so you can run a Jr. Dragster.

You know more about a driver's career than his wife does.

Your weed whacker was blueprinted by Keith Black.

You put a 60-foot launchpad in your backyard instead of a pool.

After your garage door opens, you "stage" and wait on the Tree before pulling out.

After one pass around the yard on your lawn mower, you read the plug and "fatten 'er up."

During the winter, you roll the windows down just to smell the tire smoke from skidding tires.

You can't remember your spouse's birthday, but you know the e.t. and speed records in every Professional class.

You think the purpose of wings is to prevent flight.

You catch yourself saying, "I wish stoplights would flash yellow before they  turn green so I could get a better reaction time."

You know Hookers are headers.

You memorize the Summit and Jegs catalogs so you can build your dream car in your mind when you're bored.

"Going to the lanes" means getting ready to race, not going to roll some stupid heavy ball down a wood floor to knock down pins.

Your home page is set at NHRA.com.

When introducing your family, you refer to them as your "crewmembers."

You see burnout marks in the pavement and try to determine how serious a car it was by the length and width of the stripes. Then you say, "I coulda done better."

You refer to a cold day as "fast air."

While you're squirting dish soap in the sink, you're thinking about priming the injector.

When you joined AARP, you got mad because they didn't send you a pin, a patch, a rule book, or 48 issues of anything.

You talk in your sleep, and your wife wakes you up in the middle of the night and wants to know who Shirley and Connie are.

You describe someone who's upset as being "on the chip" or "on the tire."

You use the emergency-brake handle as the "hand brake" while inching up at a stoplight, pretending you're staging.

You send a monthly letter to the city council asking it to move the traffic lights to street level because looking up is messing up your reaction time.

Your wife and kids report you "missing" 24 times a year.

You are more enthusiastic about getting your National DRAGSTER in the mail than a check.

You don't know Richard Nixon was from Yorba Linda, Calif., but you do know John Force is.

You'll spend $300 for a single slick, but you won't spend more than $150 for all four new tires on your commuter.

You run your commuter tires at 6psi.

You have a shift light in your minivan.

You call the freeway off-ramp the "shutdown area."

While you're shopping for underwear, you find yourself looking for an SFI tag.

You know that all the things they claimed to do to that car in Grease can't really be done at the same time.

You have a CD mix of car songs, including "409," "Little Deuce Coupe," and "Shutdown."

You honk and give a thumbs-up to any other car on the road sporting an NHRA Member sticker.

You drive 350 miles to your sister's just because there is a dragstrip 20 miles from her house.

You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars.

When something falls off your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

You bought a race car before buying a house.

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